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Lingo - Rick Dawson
Last Modified: 14/03/2010 12:07:23 |
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Heres the latest lingo you need when playing golf An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, but a poor result A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it A Condom - safe, but didnt feel real good A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldnt be A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, but still a good runner A Kate Moss - a bit thin A Gerry Adams - when you hit a provisional Putting lingo A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasnt \n\n\n\n |
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Lingo - Paul Fenwick
Last Modified: 14/03/2010 11:59:10 |
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Playing with John Evans yesterday I was reminded of this post and though I'd refresh it for everyone's enjoyment. |
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Lingo - Paul Fenwick
Last Modified: 14/03/2010 12:07:18 |
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Here's a fuller list... Anyone got any others? An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, but a poor result A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it A Condom - safe, but didnt feel real good A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldnt be A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, but still a good runner A Kate Moss - a bit thin A Gerry Adams - when you hit a provisional A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand A Michael Jackson – gradually fading A Douglas Bader – looked good in the air but didn`t have the legs A Ken Livingstone – way off left An Arsene Wenger – everyone saw where it went but you. A Saddam Hussien – go from bunker to bunker A Red October – underwater and you won`t find it A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Diego Maradona – a very nasty five footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasnt A Cuban – ball needed one more revolution. A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water A Russell Grant - a fat iron A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs A circus tent - a BIG top An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target A Franz Klammer - Downhiller |